Birthday song military style

Copied from the new HBO short series "The Pacific":

Happy birthday to you,

Happy birthday to you,

Happy birthday to _____,

Happy birthday to you.

How fucked are you now?

How fucked are you now?

How fucked are you now?

You're surely fucked now.

p/s: due to some confusion, fucked here doesn't mean guy fucked gal but rather an expression of a terrible or dangerous situation.

So remember to sing this song to at other people's birthday, immediately after that smack the fellow's face on the cake to show he's fucked up =P