EFFECTIVELY TESTED ON THE LONER
1) When doing assignments, just copy paste from the internet without summarizing.
2) Copy paste nonsense into your report. Example, when doing projects on cars, you copy paste info on planes
3) When group members are phoning you repeatedly for you to come for the presentation, you tell them you just wake up
4) When your members are rushing for deadline, you are clubbing in some place. Phone them up and ask if they want to join you or not with a drunken voice.
5) You print the report without looking on different computers(arrangements/fonts changes), without checking you bind the report and collect money from your group members. When they check the report.....
6) During meetings, you went "missing" and go to pasar malam. Phone them and ask if want to "tapau" satay for them.
7) You agree on meeting during the weekends, but on that day you went to some vacation with ur hp off. Post the pictures on Facebook so everyone can see but tell your group members you are sick.
8) Call your group to cancel meeting, tell them you got something urgent. When asked upon, say you are going to concert with your uncle. REMINDER: it's uncle and not gf/bf/parents. This effect is greater because you rather go concert with some distant relative than to do your work.
9) Go tell other people your group members are nuts, doing project and having meetings all the time
10) Bring your laptop without the batteries and power cables.
2) Copy paste nonsense into your report. Example, when doing projects on cars, you copy paste info on planes
3) When group members are phoning you repeatedly for you to come for the presentation, you tell them you just wake up
4) When your members are rushing for deadline, you are clubbing in some place. Phone them up and ask if they want to join you or not with a drunken voice.
5) You print the report without looking on different computers(arrangements/fonts changes), without checking you bind the report and collect money from your group members. When they check the report.....
6) During meetings, you went "missing" and go to pasar malam. Phone them and ask if want to "tapau" satay for them.
7) You agree on meeting during the weekends, but on that day you went to some vacation with ur hp off. Post the pictures on Facebook so everyone can see but tell your group members you are sick.
8) Call your group to cancel meeting, tell them you got something urgent. When asked upon, say you are going to concert with your uncle. REMINDER: it's uncle and not gf/bf/parents. This effect is greater because you rather go concert with some distant relative than to do your work.
9) Go tell other people your group members are nuts, doing project and having meetings all the time
10) Bring your laptop without the batteries and power cables.
I m suprise that u could live & tell the tale...
ReplyDeletelol more exciting and crazy tales coming soon, if i'm still alive ^_^
ReplyDeletei've been there. & it sucks
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